Saturday, March 21, 2009

my love of pork products might frighten and/or intimidate others

i am so bored today! note this is my second blog of the day. anyway i have had a hankering for a BLT lately, so today was the day, what with all this time on my hands i figured i could slave over the stove for 5 minutes. this is what MY BLT can do: WIN!

first- use white bleached flour bread because it basically cons your system into believing you are eating raw sugar (because you really are, only in tricky bread form)
second- fry bacon
third- toast sugar bread
fourth- ever so gently add very small amount of miracle whip on both pieces of bread (not too much or it's weird).
fifth- add one slice of pepper jack cheese, which will get melty on warm toasted bread.
sixth- slice tomatoes and salt and pepper (with fresh cracked pepper- no need to get sloppy)
seventh- top with arugula.

seven easy steps to heaven.

EAT IT! LOVE IT!
your welcome.

4 comments:

Janelle Johnson said...

Will you make it for me someday?

Nicki said...

yes, yes I will. i love to cook for you lady.

Meggers said...

you are so like dad.

Nicki said...

hahaha! and you are so like mom. wait.